put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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