I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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