Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We have started to decorate penises.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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