He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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