I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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