Your mouth is God's brothel.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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