my being single is dangerous.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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