No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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