he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
