the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
i need to put some appletini on your dick
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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