I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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