Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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