Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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