I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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