Kiss
Puke
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
