Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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