carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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