I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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