Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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