worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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