D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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