I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I want her autograph on my taint
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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