I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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