At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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