My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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