awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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