if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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