I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Found your dick twin last night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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