STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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