talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
