just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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