can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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