So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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