hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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