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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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