would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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