Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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