i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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