Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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