I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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