***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Your penis caused this!
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