I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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