in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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