I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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