You surviving the open bar?
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chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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