i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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