The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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