Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
