I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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