hotel room ftw
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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