as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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