is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just invented taco cereal.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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