I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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