walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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