So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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