Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
