I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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